So, if you want to learn to “hook up” with Peruvian women, here’s what you have to know:
1. Spanish (although not being able to speak Spanish can be an advantage in that you don’t end up saying a bunch of stupid shit that makes you look like an asshole, and the girl who you’re talking to [who can’t understand a word your saying] just concentrates on all of her fantasies of a partner [much like what you’re probably doing when you look at her] and the two of you, free of any annoyance [like actual communication] just concentrate on the raw physical aspect of things [which is what most of us SHOULD be concentrating on MORE of the time] and you just hang out and get real phyiscal for a few months/years until one or the other of you learn’s the other’s language [a mistake], or you go back home, or you get married [which would also be a mistake unless you knew Spanish before you met the girl])
2. How to dress nice (although this isn’t all that important either because Peruvian women tend to be far less superficial than their american counterparts [unless they’re real pituco…but even then they’ll probably go with it if you’re attractive enough], and depending on the bar you go to you can actually get LESS attention if you’re dressed like some rich asshole who think’s he’s Mr. Fashion.)
3. Dance (dancing makes life easier, but Peruvian women are really patient, all you have to do is be willing to go out on the dance floor and look like an idiot and sooner or later the “dancing” will just degenerate into “backing up the truck” and…well, you’ll know what to do when THAT happens).
So there you go, head out to the clubs…I hope this article was usefull!