Naked Girls Washing Cars


Occasionally when I’m on my way from Lima to visit my wife’s family in Callao, I go by this billboard.  It makes me laugh every time I see it.  Ok, Ok, that girl isn’t naked, but it’s pretty clear what this particular advertisement is using to get the job done (“job” being…getting the message across).
They’re basically advertising that they’ll wash anything.  They have “general” washing, “seat” washing, “carpet” washing…anything you need washed, they’ll wash with a blonde gringa wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
Actually, if any of you are in Peru right now, I suggest that you call this number and invite these people over.  What are you going to tell them?  I don’t know, tell them that you need them to wash the dishes.  Or tell them that you have a dog.  Ask them what it costs to wash a dog.  I know…call them and tell them that you need some money laundered.  I’m pretty sure that no matter what your request is, they aren’t going to turn you away.
You know, you could probably spend a pretty interesting life running around the world and calling the numbers posted on various billboards and weird advertisements in strange magazines you might come across.  When I was in my 20’s, I was pretty adventurous, but I never dared to mess around too much with unpredictable human animals (especially the ones that advertised themselves on cheap billboards and/or magazines).
The truth is, there’s a whole world of weirdness, exploitation, domination, and submission out there for you to explore.
Heck…
Most of what people live is just a small fraction of one percent of the sum total of all possible experiences in life.  But I guess there are some experiences you can have that you simply can’t erase.  Everybody’s afraid of those.
Call the number…
Do it…
Do it…
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