At first glance, you might not think these are the awesomest movies of all time…but you’d be wrong! You see, sometimes the televsision knows more about what you’re going to find entertaining than you do! Sure, you could go out and buy a bunch of classics like “The Maltese Falcon,” or “Viva Zapata,” but when push comes to shove, at the end of a hard day’s work, you don’t want to sit down and THINK, you want to sit down and watch thing’s EXPLODE!
Peruvian television is 100% free of pretention (just another contributor to the fact that, on the whole, Peruvians are happier than Americans). They don’t care about what you think about them…no goddamn it, they’re going to SHOW “The Patriot,” not because it’s historically accurate, but because Mel Gibson singlehandidly goes through an entire TROOP of British soldiers aided only by his two pre-pubescent children and a bloddy hatchet.
That IS pretty awesome actually!
And if there isn’t anything good on AXN, you can bet there will be something good on FX, Universal, or TNT.
Peruvian TV is the best TV in the world…my Arnold Schwarzenegger beats your Humphry Bogart…deal with it!